GRAPHIC: WEEKEND UPDATE / NORM MACDONALD] Don Pardo V/O: Weekend Update with Norm Mac Donald![Cheers and applause as we dissolve to Norm Mac Donald, in suit and tie, sitting at the WU desk.] Norm Mac Donald: Thank you. Thank you, I'm Norm Macdonald, and now the fake news. [Colin exits.] Norm Mac Donald: Colin Quinn, everybody. [applause] Tel Aviv's Hard Rock Cafe, which is sandwiched between the sites of two gruesome suicide bombings, has closed due to slumping tourism in Israel.
He is known for his five seasons as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, which included anchoring Weekend Update for three years.The first 3 seasons of Community are legitimately a stroke of pure comedic genius.Most of the praise should go to Dan Harmon, but aside from that, Donald Glover's brilliant performance as Troy is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.Experts warn that catching these cyberterrorists will not be an easy task, and may require the cooperation of both nerds AND geeks. [some applause] Well, President Clinton received an early Christmas present this week -- an adorable Labrador puppy. An observer, who spotted the couple necking in a restaurant, will have trouble getting an erection for the rest of his life. And presidential historians say that it will be good for his image. [Cheers and applause as we pan over to a drunken Colin Quinn who has loosened his collar and necktie and carries a plastic cup of eggnog.] Colin Quinn: Thanks, Norm.