After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear.
(applause and laughter) Host: Now lets meet Contestant number two. Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.
An oasis of lakes, trees, and meadows, this peaceful land sits waiting to receive the Juggalo Family from Wednesday, July 26 – Saturday, July 29, 2017, when the Juggalo Nation comes together to celebrate the special camaraderie, love, fellowship, and unity that binds us together as brothers and sisters.
This is the first Gathering to venture towards the western United States, the bright but torrential hurricane clouds above pelting diamonds upon the thousands of pilgrims who have journeyed to this enchanted place. And as foretold by the spirits of the Dark Carnival, at this summer’s annual Gathering of the Juggalos, our world will be …
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
The woman’s manner was polite and understandably confused, though in an adorably misguided attempt to fit in and go native, she sported the requisite clown makeup.
(Billboards decrying Obama as a political antichrist and agitating for a return to prayer are numerous.) Yet for four or five days every year, creepy, sleepy old Cave-In-Rock becomes the epicenter of the Juggalo universe.I think to truly understand what it means to be a Juggalo, you need that perfect mix of drug use, second hand smoke exposure as a child and fetal alcohol syndrome, which Tim simply didn’t have. Then he waves his hands as if to say, “OK, an analogy”: “If you’re trying to fuck a girl, but her mom’s home, fuck her mom! She’s definitely thinking “What the ACTUAL fuck is this guy doing. But for the most part, Juggalos like drugs like Eve Vawter likes taking down Dude Bros. Here are some real signs that were documented at various “Gathering of the Juggalo” festivals. The relationship ran its course because we were both young and dumb and because most high school sweetheart relationships do. But in that motley crew of dirty clown lovers, Tim found a home, and he clung to it, even when they would tease him about his love of learning. This is ICP front man “Violent J” a.k.a Joseph Bruce fumbling to make an analogy about how much science sucks: “Well,” Violent J says, “science is… (The gathering website reminds me of my AOL profile, circa 1997.) (Photo: e Baumsworld.com) Does that second part say quaaludes? It’s simple, to the point and probably got the job done. When I discovered I was pregnant, we decided to move closer to my dad in Ohio so I could take classes at the University of Cincinnati. Sounds like the only person that fucked his mom was his uncle. If you don’t know what Faygo is, first let me congratulate you. Faygo is pretty much the cheapest, shittiest soda you can buy. Juggalos drink this swill like it’s going out of style. You just know he’s thinking “What the fuck did I do in a former life to deserve this shit? Even if it wasn’t toxic, I didn’t want to advertise my low standards by putting clown makeup on my kid so people would know I bred with one. No, my favorite part is the caption: “See, women do let Juggalos sleep with them. These proud Juggalo parents will someday raise their own Juggalo, instilling in it the core values of all Lo’s and Lette’s: You must always notice and recognize miracles and Faygo-brand pop is meant to be sprayed on women’s boobies.” There you have it folks. Drinking anything but Faygo is tantamount to treason.My dad, at the time, lived in a little piece of hell outside of Cincinnati called Hamilton. The only thing ICP loves more than ragging on higher learning (if by “higher” you mean “beyond the third grade”) is wearing ridiculous clown makeup, donning hatchet man jewelry and inciting gang-related crime. Juggalettes are encouraged to have kids way too young During my time with a Juggalo, I learned a few valuable things about this strange little Midwestern sub-culture. Or it will be once they figure out what treason is.