The boy asks him what he's going to do with all that cow poop. " The pirate said, "Nay, matey, it was me first day with the hook." A little boy is walking down the country road one day when he comes across a man who has a truck load of cow manure.For many of us, it's a punderful life (pun: a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings) and here we present a history of the world in puns.
Bobbi had a farm with geese in the yard and instead of using The Horse Whisperer, which was way too overdone, we changed one word to great effect. It’s in Volume 2 of my Finding the One Online audio series, and is the cherry on top of your new online dating experience.
In this joke, the porcupine, porcupene, and porcupyne have spikes that coincide with the number of their bonds. The mass of an object is equal to the number of its atoms.
In theology, practicing Catholics attend Mass, which is the term used for their religious service in which the sacrament of Eucharist is present.
A firefighter died one day and unfortunately went to hell. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, "What are these clocks for? We're using it for a fan." My wife said to me, "Can we do some role play? I've been stuck up this tree dressed as a cat for twelve hours now. I'm going out to get me a deer." Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck.
" The devil replied, "Each time one of your friends messes up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour." The firefighter thought for a moment and then said, "I don't see the Chief's clock anywhere? A firefighter came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, Bell 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. The captain and the chief asked him, "How did you get that?